mirainikki:

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pointnclick:

“No one wants to work anymore.” Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

maybetheyregiants:

aetriis:

maybetheyregiants:

they should give autistic little girls machine guns

You’re right also who is “they”

might be giants

crehador:

i have got to get weirder and more obscene

miseria-fortes-viros:

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

ireonic:

doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I’m eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me

tomorrowillbeyou:

she has that car crash pussy.. makes you understand

effemimaniac:

when you’re a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you’re an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

mirainikki:

originaltransusername:

iwilleatyourenglish:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Okay this is just getting funny now

it is with a heavy heart that i must inform y’all that most of the apostles, including our boy judas, are locked behind paywalls

Honestly the idea of conversing with Judas has me on the ceiling